About Me

1. When life gives you lemons....tuck them into your bra....... 2. Friends never let friends go home with an ugly guy..... 3. I am not a nag...I am a motivational speaker... 4. Happiness is clean panties and a dirty martini.... 5. Keep drinking until he is cute... 6. I feel a "sin" coming on...... 7. I am allergic to cheap stuff.... 8. It isn't shopping...it is an investment.... 9. I like my money where I can see it...in my closet 10. I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots... 11. My husband said I can have all the shoes I can hide.... 12. Sexy girls have messy kitchens.... 13. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.... 14. Raising children is like getting pecked to death by a chicken.... 15. My next kitchen will have just vending machines 16. Life may not be th party we hoped for...but while we are here.....we should dance.